{"id":3654,"date":"2018-07-30T12:22:04","date_gmt":"2018-07-30T12:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/demo.themeisle.com\/hestia-lawyers\/?p=3654"},"modified":"2018-07-30T12:22:04","modified_gmt":"2018-07-30T12:22:04","slug":"digital-marketing-haiku-because-why-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/journeytoyoursoul.com\/de\/digital-marketing-haiku-because-why-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Digital Marketing Haiku, Because Why Not?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got way\u00a0<\/span>over-caffeinated<\/span>\u00a0<\/span>today and started scribbling down haiku about digital marketing. Then I asked my team if they had ideas. The results were, um, fascinating. Here\u2019s what happens when 30 marketers try to write\u00a0<\/span><\/span>poetry:<\/p>\n

Employment<\/h2>\n

Poetry Degree
\nFind a real job? No way.
\nStart marketing\u00a0<\/span><\/span>gig<\/p>\n

You demand volume
\n\u201cShower the web with content\u201d
\nPrint your\u00a0<\/span><\/span>resume<\/p>\n

Good\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Days<\/h2>\n

Gave a client great news
\nHappiness abounds with them
\nI now bask in\u00a0<\/span><\/span>joy<\/p>\n

Great data dashboards
\nBring salty tears to my eyes
\nMy heart\u2019s cockles\u00a0<\/span><\/span>warm<\/p>\n

Bad\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Days<\/h2>\n

You are a guru
\nFine. Provide good advice or
\nI may throat punch\u00a0<\/span><\/span>you<\/p>\n

Your site is so slow
\nDeveloper says too bad
\nI scream\u00a0<\/span><\/span>angrily<\/p>\n

UX<\/h2>\n

Tried to browse your site
\n\u201cPlease enter your email first\u201d
\nYou must be\u00a0<\/span><\/span>insane<\/p>\n

Restaurant website
\nNo map, no menu, no hours
\nPhoto of\u00a0<\/span><\/span>tables<\/p>\n

Analytics<\/h2>\n

Data Studio
\nNeeds combined data sources
\nTo kill off\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Tableau<\/p>\n

SEO<\/h2>\n

All the best content
\nIsn\u2019t worth a hill of beans
\nIf you\u00a0<\/span><\/span>noindex<\/p>\n

Your gray footer links
\nDrive me up the wall because
\nThey don\u2019t fool\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Google<\/p>\n

Content<\/h2>\n

If you can write fast
\nand without standards, don\u2019t stop
\nTil it\u2019s an\u00a0<\/span><\/span>e-book<\/span><\/p>\n

I have one typo
\nSmarty pants find it. Twitter
\ncorrections\u00a0<\/span><\/span>explode<\/p>\n

Collections<\/h2>\n

Why you not pay me?
\nLook at your site. It went poof.
\nNow can you pay\u00a0<\/span><\/span>me?<\/p>\n

Wistfully we gaze
\nWondering why you decline
\nTo pay this invoice
\n(wrote that in\u00a0<\/span><\/span>2015)<\/p>\n

Conclusion, and\u00a0<\/span><\/span>Futility<\/h2>\n

I just found out that
\nmarketing haiku are not
\nnew. My soul\u00a0<\/span><\/span>empties.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got way\u00a0over-caffeinated\u00a0today and started scribbling down haiku about digital marketing. Then I asked my team if they had ideas. The results were, um, fascinating. Here\u2019s what happens when 30 marketers try to write\u00a0poetry: Employment Poetry Degree Find a real job? No way. Start marketing\u00a0gig You demand volume \u201cShower the […]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3688,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/journeytoyoursoul.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3654"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/journeytoyoursoul.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/journeytoyoursoul.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/journeytoyoursoul.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/journeytoyoursoul.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/journeytoyoursoul.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3654\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/journeytoyoursoul.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/journeytoyoursoul.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/journeytoyoursoul.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/journeytoyoursoul.com\/de\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}